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Sequoia
Pitch AI versions of top VCs. Pass and we intro you to the real fund. Fail and you find out exactly why.
First 3 messages free. No signup.
The roster
20+ personas. More added as VCs partner with us.
Pick a VC. Pitch. Find out.
Pick a VC
Sequoia, a16z, Benchmark, and the rest. Each has its own thesis and pet questions.
Pitch for 30 minutes
Real conversation. They ask questions. You answer. The clock is honest.
Get the verdict
Pass and we'll intro you to the real fund. Fail and you'll know exactly why.
Three things worth sharing.
Pass or fail, you leave with something worth posting.
Shareable scorecard
Every verdict generates a 1080×1080 card. Tag the fund. Start an argument.
Real breakdown
8 dimensions, line by line. Where you lost points and exactly how to fix it.
$3 instant retry
Failed? Bypass the 7-day cooldown, try a different angle, run it back tomorrow.
Cheaper than flying to Sand Hill Road.
$5 to take the test. $20/mo for unlimited. $50/mo for VCs.
Fail? Try again tomorrow.
Same VC: 7-day cooldown or $3 for an instant retry. Different VC: no cooldown, $5.
AI simulation, not the real thing. Personas trained on publicly available talks, writing, and portfolio data. Real handoffs require partnered VCs.